Many of you have been asking if this blog is dead or checking to see that I was OK, I have just been busy. I am still pretty busy, but had to take a minute out of the day to let you guys in on something totally crazy - A JEW EATING BUNNY!!! Those wacky Hamas guys just keep coming up with the hits. The production value is a little public access-y, but the writing is something else. This is f’kd to the n’th degree, they are using the Easter Bunny to encourage their kids to become suicide bombers. What next? Will the Israelis start using Santa Claus to teach their kids to run over the ‘bunnies’ with tanks?

UPDATE: How did I miss all this? - They also have a Mickey Mouse character on the show blaming the Jews for his cheating in the classroom. See clip below.

A robot heckled Bill Clinton today in Iowa! It wanted Clinton to apologize to Sister Souljah…Sister Souljah from the old Public Enemy days? What did Bill Clinton do to her? It is too bad they didn’t tase the mechanical man, that would have been an incredible new internet thingy - doncha’ think? Bill Clinton proved that he can handle a robot attack with no problem - dissing our electronic friend as he was escorted out of the building.

Youtube video link and some better video here.

A pretty amusing mash up of a Papal ceremony of some sort and Star Wars (I think).

Whoa folks, seems like someone took the time to use macrophotography on Oscar Meyer salami and the results are kinda sick. While I prefer the Boar’s Head brand myself these photos may be changing my world view on processed meats. This is terrible because I really like a good processed meat product. I have not included any photos because I am pretty sure the salami lawyers wll be pretty pissed when they see this. Check it out here!

The snow is melting in Greenland and some huge object appears to be making an appearance. This sorta looks like something out of John Carpenter’s ‘The Thing’. Prepare for the alien invasion suckers. Youtube video link

Canadian filmmaker Paul Whittington is bringing the hits. Check out his site Carrotkid Films for more info and a new DVD. Youtube links here and here via Laughing Squid

We don’t usually cover political stuff here on Miniature Brainwave, but this is too good to be true. Leslie Powers, a Brooklyn native, has used her incredible net sleuthing skills to find Osama and tip off the F.B.I.. How did she do it you wonder…she found his Myspace profile! According to Powers the F.B.I. had been looking in the wrong place, Afghanistan, while she narrowed her focus to Brooklyn and caught him red-handed. Unfortunately for us all, this life-changing event has been suddenly covered up by the F.B.I., most likely at the behest of the shadow government.

…then sometime during the next day or so, something disturbing happened. After a brief time of being treated like a hero and being called a gifted researcher and being thanked repeatedly for my tips, the plug was pulled. When I had been calling in the tips before, I would announce that I was the one calling in the Brooklyn tips and they would always put me straight through to whoever was in charge. Two days after Osama’s arrest, I called and mentioned Brooklyn and they acted like they didn’t know what I was talking about.

You are probably thinking that this stinks, so help Leslie out and spread the news far and wide.

Leslie’s Myspace page telling the whole story

The purported Myspace page of Osama Bin Laden

This looked like a scene from the movie to me …just sayin’ is all.
Article describing the reason for this picture on Breitbart

Forgive me for not remembering where this came from.

2 Great tastes that go great together - Zombies and The Beatles! Youtube video link