Archive for the 'kookwatch' Category

Published by Miniature Brainwave on 18 Sep 2007

Sounds Like The Terminator To Me

…THE ELITE HAVE TIME TRAVEL, THEY KNOW THE FUTURE & ARE KILLING THE INDIGO CHILDREN BEFORE THEY ARE BORN - MY THOUGHTS ON ABORTION…

…I believe that abortion is killing of the hope for the planet…. the Indigo Children. The children that will change the world for the better.

The Elite have had time travel machines for at least 60+ years… the Montauk and Philadelphia Experient… (and BTW - Al Blelik is NOT dead.. just another internet hoax)

It doesn’t matter HOW long the Elite have had time travel. They could have had it for one day, one year, one century or forever. The moment they master time travel they can travel to the future and the past and alter or kill all those who can oppose them.

IMO the Elite traveled to the future, saw the people in our near future who would have opposed them…. saw the HUGE numbers of people who opposed them and actually DE-posed them… and chose to eliminate these people before they were even born…

Just replace ‘Elite’ with ‘unstoppable robots’ and you pretty much have the storyline of the Terminator. I also have to wonder why these time travelling elites wouldn’t go back to a much earlier time when it had to be a lot easier to vanquish their enemies. Why come back to ‘now’ and hatch such a nefarious plot? Just who are these Indigo Children you ask? Well, they are supposed to be psychic kids that psychiatrists often misdiagnose as ADHD. In the ABC News clip below you can find out a little more about them, however I must warn you that they are not that convincing. Not a single moment of psychic anything going on in this Diane Sawyer interview. All the heads of state, movie stars and other important people must have been at their base on Mars, causing a slow news day for ‘ol Diane when she booked this segment.

Link to original Rumormill News post

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Published by Miniature Brainwave on 18 Sep 2007

Welcome To Crazytown, Germany

german booklets

Booklets from a subsidiary of the German government’s Ministry for Family Affairs encourage parents to sexually massage their children as young as 1 to 3 years of age. Two 40-page booklets entitled “Love, Body and Playing Doctor” by the German Federal Health Education Center (Bundeszentrale für gesundheitliche Aufklärung - BZgA) are aimed at parents - the first addressing children from 1-3 and the other children from 4-6 years of age.

“Fathers do not devote enough attention to the clitoris and vagina of their daughters. Their caresses too seldom pertain to these regions, while this is the only way the girls can develop a sense of pride in their sex,” reads the booklet regarding 1-3 year olds. The authors rationalize, “The child touches all parts of their father’s body, sometimes arousing him. The father should do the same.”

“Is this for real?”, is all I have to say.

Read all about it at Lifesite

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Published by Miniature Brainwave on 07 Sep 2007

Time Travelling Hot Dogs

From the ‘I couldn’t make this stuff up’ department:

‘Making a hot dog disappear using microwaves

I was Performing an experiment at work last week. The premise: To make a chili dog disappear in a microwave. What would happen if you left the hot dog inside the microwave ongoing forever? would the dog disappear or would it just burn out? I am a believer in traveling thru time and space and my goal was to make the hot dog enter a dimension parallel to a phone line next to the microwave. The study had some problems, as how would the hot dog enter the phone line and re-appear outside the physical world.

I cooked the hot dog for 36 minutes. I observed a shift in the time relating to the object as it rotated. I could almost see the hot dog move and explode inside the microwave. So, I opened the door and the Hot Dog was still there. But once again I started the timer at 36 minutes. And so on.

Eventually, my observation was due. I can safely assure you all that the experiment was a success the hot dog had almost disappeared, all I could see were left over stains and parts of the bread, assuming here that the bread evaporated or entered the parallel universes contained in the telephone next door. Prior to the experiment I had the receiver of the telephone off the base so there was a busy tone and sound could enter via the voice receptors. ‘

authorship of the work:”jedimiller; a member of AboveTopSecret.com”
Making a hot dog dissapear using microwaves
URL: http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread300880/pg1#pid3486749.

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Published by Miniature Brainwave on 04 Sep 2007

Ink Head


Over at rankmytattoos.com they have a page titled Ingenious Tatoo Designs, hope they did this ingenious tatoo with disappearing ink. Remember, think before you tat, it lasts forever. I was at a Fourth of July party and someone said, “Look at Ronnie’s tatoo.” I look on Ronnie’s African-American ankle and there is a shamrock tatooed on it. I say, “I didn’t know you were Irish.” He says, “I’m not, but it was St. Patrick’s Day and I was drunk.”
Visit the Ingenious Tatoo Designs Page

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Published by Miniature Brainwave on 27 Aug 2007

Satanic Vampire Exposed

KHPO Channel 5 reports that Tiffany Sutton, the female who appears in the video above, pleaded guilty to 9 counts of aggravated assault. She had tricked Robert McDaniel into letteing her tie him up in advance of some kinky sex, then went about slashing his body with ‘ritual’ knives and drinking his blood. She then presented him with a ’satanic’ book she wanted him to sign, turning over all of his possessions to her. As a finale, she chased him with a pickaxe. after he freed himself and went running from the house. There is a lesson to be learned somewhere in here.

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Published by Miniature Brainwave on 26 Aug 2007

Nope, Hitler Escaped To The Center Of The Earth

Finally, a pretty believable answer to where Hitler went after the war. I wonder if the giant lizards with rubber fins pasted on their backs got him?

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Published by Miniature Brainwave on 26 Aug 2007

No, Hitler Has The Stargate

I knew it was too good to be true, Saddam does NOT have the Stargate, Hitler does. This web post proves it. Here is a snippet for your edification:

Hitlers Alien Get Away

Hey every one, ive just been reading about hitler having a secret base in Anarctica, able to hold few thousand troops, mainly SS, and that he was moved there as the allied forces were getting closer and closer to takign Berlin.

Ive read that they belived there was a portal down there capible of takign them to Aldebaran, which is a star in the constilation Taurus. So to round it up, after the war started to go sour, Hitler went to Anarctica lived in the Base which is ment to be Lake Vostok, then as soon as it all ended he went away to this portal and was never seen again.

There is ment to be alot about UFO’s and aliens down there which helped him alot, i havnt got any infomation on that part so far, but ill keep looking.

I love how the terms ‘information’ and ’some stuff a kook posted on the web’ are totally interchangeable these days.

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Published by Miniature Brainwave on 26 Aug 2007

Saddam Hussein Has The Stargate

Did we go to war with Iraq because Saddam had the Stargate and was about to use it?


There is a lengthy study paper discussing this very serious matter here. They seem to have lots of evidence, but the key word here is seem.

I have to say if President Bush was like, “We must attack Iraq because Saddam Hussein has the Stargate”, I would have been pumped! America totally needs the Stargate.

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