That mouth opener thing is sure to be starring in a new fetish video soon. Video link

Can you blame them when they hear the cry, “Now, Fight Like Apes!”

The following spots will leave you wondering just what any of this has to do with cups, noodles or soup. Don’t think about it too hard, you will break your brain.

Have you ever seen a juggler kill something while juggling? See a man juggling kebobs spear a pigeon in mid-air. Video link

Forgive me for not remembering where this came from.

You might not want to be buried in a pet cemetary, but you may very well be dining at one. Soylent Green in the house. This is mind-blowingly twisted if it is true.

All of the dead animals in California are added to the feed of chicken, fish, beef, shrimp, etc., which we humans eat every day. Virtually all of the animals killed in shelters and veterinary clinics, road kill, medical laboratories, feed lots, deceased wildlife, etc., are sent to one company, West Coast Rendering in Vernon, CA, where they are piled up and left to decompose for days before being “rendered” into a saleable product.

Read all about it at the DELTA (Dedication & Everlating Love To Animals) Rescue website

Normally rats dancing on the corn would be a bad thing, however the vermin are getting the star treatment in China because next year is the year of the rat. With the sagging economy here in the New York, the city government should be heavily promoting tourism from China for the New Year event. Every year is the year of the rat over here. via Chinanews

If giraffes had been our forebearers instead of monkeys this is what our art history books would look like. These folks covered everything from Durer to Rembrandt to Van Gogh to Pop Art in this inspired portfolio.

Gallery link via Drawn

Enjoy this gallery of odd creatures from the deep seas. I am pretty sure one is a fake, or at least I hope it is.

Gali the Alligator is a puppet decimator, is the first line of the theme song. via Presurfer