That mouth opener thing is sure to be starring in a new fetish video soon. Video link

Way better than the Grammys.

A robot heckled Bill Clinton today in Iowa! It wanted Clinton to apologize to Sister Souljah…Sister Souljah from the old Public Enemy days? What did Bill Clinton do to her? It is too bad they didn’t tase the mechanical man, that would have been an incredible new internet thingy - doncha’ think? Bill Clinton proved that he can handle a robot attack with no problem - dissing our electronic friend as he was escorted out of the building.

Youtube video link and some better video here.

This kicks Charlie Brown’s tree off the block. They got it going on in Madrid.

Clipset via technabob

Keep your ‘crazy bread’ and ‘oreo pizzas’, this is what I want on Friday night! With some Dark Side Ale of course.

A pretty amusing mash up of a Papal ceremony of some sort and Star Wars (I think).

This is a tutorial for those of you planning to become famous magicians specializing in the art of the escape. You would be Houdinis should not use this information for illegal purposes, crime does not pay. Video link

Whoa folks, seems like someone took the time to use macrophotography on Oscar Meyer salami and the results are kinda sick. While I prefer the Boar’s Head brand myself these photos may be changing my world view on processed meats. This is terrible because I really like a good processed meat product. I have not included any photos because I am pretty sure the salami lawyers wll be pretty pissed when they see this. Check it out here!