Osama Bin Laden Caught In Brooklyn!?!

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We don’t usually cover political stuff here on Miniature Brainwave, but this is too good to be true. Leslie Powers, a Brooklyn native, has used her incredible net sleuthing skills to find Osama and tip off the F.B.I.. How did she do it you wonder…she found his Myspace profile! According to Powers the F.B.I. had been looking in the wrong place, Afghanistan, while she narrowed her focus to Brooklyn and caught him red-handed. Unfortunately for us all, this life-changing event has been suddenly covered up by the F.B.I., most likely at the behest of the shadow government.

…then sometime during the next day or so, something disturbing happened. After a brief time of being treated like a hero and being called a gifted researcher and being thanked repeatedly for my tips, the plug was pulled. When I had been calling in the tips before, I would announce that I was the one calling in the Brooklyn tips and they would always put me straight through to whoever was in charge. Two days after Osama’s arrest, I called and mentioned Brooklyn and they acted like they didn’t know what I was talking about.

You are probably thinking that this stinks, so help Leslie out and spread the news far and wide.

Leslie’s Myspace page telling the whole story

The purported Myspace page of Osama Bin Laden