Here is a small sampling of the kooky things people have put in their resumes. This really cracks me up:

52. Vocational plans: Sea World.

45. Reason for leaving: They stopped paying me.

27. Special skills: Thyping.

21. Excellent memory; strong math aptitude; excellent memory; effective management skills; and very good at math.

14. Graduated in the top 66% of my class.

8. If this resume doesn’t blow your hat off, then please return it in the enclosed envelope.

6. Here are my qualifications for you to overlook.

5. It’s best for employers that I not work with people.

And the number one answer…

1. I am very detail-oreinted.

Read the full list at madconomist

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