Oshiri Kajiri Mushi, the butt biting bug is on the loose. The latest phenomenon in the land is the rising sun is a bug who goes around biting butts, making his victims powerful and happy. Unfortunately, I live in America and the last time my butt was bit by a bug it just got itchy.

We knew Stern loved falsies, just not this kind. A gossip tip yesterday let us in on what might be the shock jock’s biggest secret - He’s rockin’ the dentures. A reporter apparently wandered in to his bedroom by accident and found the set of dentures in a glass. The fact that he has refused to comment on the issue makes the claim that they are his fairly believable. Wonder if that hair is real too?

Steve Nicholson is a regular da Vinci with the hole punch.

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KHPO Channel 5 reports that Tiffany Sutton, the female who appears in the video above, pleaded guilty to 9 counts of aggravated assault. She had tricked Robert McDaniel into letteing her tie him up in advance of some kinky sex, then went about slashing his body with ‘ritual’ knives and drinking his blood. She then presented him with a ’satanic’ book she wanted him to sign, turning over all of his possessions to her. As a finale, she chased him with a pickaxe. after he freed himself and went running from the house. There is a lesson to be learned somewhere in here.

You Tube rocks, a college buddy of mine had this on VHS back in the day and we used to watch it all the time. Jac Mac and Rad Boy are the original Beavis and Butthead.

Finally, a pretty believable answer to where Hitler went after the war. I wonder if the giant lizards with rubber fins pasted on their backs got him?

I knew it was too good to be true, Saddam does NOT have the Stargate, Hitler does. This web post proves it. Here is a snippet for your edification:

Hitlers Alien Get Away

Hey every one, ive just been reading about hitler having a secret base in Anarctica, able to hold few thousand troops, mainly SS, and that he was moved there as the allied forces were getting closer and closer to takign Berlin.

Ive read that they belived there was a portal down there capible of takign them to Aldebaran, which is a star in the constilation Taurus. So to round it up, after the war started to go sour, Hitler went to Anarctica lived in the Base which is ment to be Lake Vostok, then as soon as it all ended he went away to this portal and was never seen again.

There is ment to be alot about UFO’s and aliens down there which helped him alot, i havnt got any infomation on that part so far, but ill keep looking.

I love how the terms ‘information’ and ’some stuff a kook posted on the web’ are totally interchangeable these days.

Did we go to war with Iraq because Saddam had the Stargate and was about to use it?

There is a lengthy study paper discussing this very serious matter here. They seem to have lots of evidence, but the key word here is seem.

I have to say if President Bush was like, “We must attack Iraq because Saddam Hussein has the Stargate”, I would have been pumped! America totally needs the Stargate.

Check out this cool gallery of zombie superheroes at Raving Toy Maniac via Neatorama

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